Former Girlfriend Nude in Her Room

Jeez! Is this chick a slob or what!? I wonder if there’s some sort of creature lurking in that mess? She’s lucky she is young and cute, with a willingness to be nude. Otherwise, she might be sending potential suitors running for the hills. Over the years, I’ve known quite a few beautiful women whom are also horrible housekeepers. So, apparently, it’s more common than it should be. Of course, if I walked into her room with her standing there nude, I don’t think I would even see the mess. I would be on her, like a 5th grade crush.

Andy met his ex girlfriend at college, and they dated for several months, last year. He says that she was a tough nut to crack, but once he got in her pants, there was no stopping her. From then on, their relationship consisted of screwing, like rabbits and not much else. Andy isn’t complaining or anything, but he eventually got bored with her and decided to move on.